You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
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The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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