Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
He has the fingertips of a God
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