i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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