I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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