I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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