Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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