i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I love having hate sex.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I want to fling myself into the sun
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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