eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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