my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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