Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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