IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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