i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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