At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
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does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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