I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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