i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
this boner is exhausting
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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