we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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