Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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