You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
we're making bets on your personal life
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
