Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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