Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.

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(954): View more from Florida

Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?

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Hurt me personally.

(954): View more from Florida

Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.

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(207): View more from Maine

guess who has a date tonight

(401): View more from Rhode Island

look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed

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(804): View more from Virginia

why weren't you at the audition last night?

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booty call before role call

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(216): View more from Ohio

i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time

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(859): View more from Kentucky

You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.

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(334): View more from Alabama

I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.

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