Define "chronic" masturbator.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
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he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
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Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Do plants get herpes?
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