It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
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I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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