Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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