nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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