Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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