TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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