You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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