What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
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i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
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they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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