i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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