your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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