I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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