literally had 100 drinks last night.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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