She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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