so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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