Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
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My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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