Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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