everyone is single if you try hard enough
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
