i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
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Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
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If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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