Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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