I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
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