We're facebook friends in real life
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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