in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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