Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
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You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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