I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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