When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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