the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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