You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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