loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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