have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
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Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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