if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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