you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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