i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
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He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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