Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Randomize
