There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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