I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
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Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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