I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
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struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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