Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
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they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
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She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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